January 2012
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Tank top weather in January?
Fuck yes.
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keepsdiary asked: food porn, fashion, 80s music nights. soul mate
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“That’s not a good one. It’s too loud and it’s not appropriate...”
– My child’s response to our “Music Video’s from the 80’s/90’s” night.
So far we’ve viewed Cyndi Lauper, the B52’s, the Bangles, Boy George, and Blondie.
I don’t know how, but my daughter has been replaced by Margaret Thatcher.
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There is a very special joy that comes with...
But one day she will realize that when the song comes on, you simply must walk like an Egyptian. Even at 8am. In the middle of Whole Foods.
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This is my year, bitches.
Gung hay motherfuckin’ fat choy.
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Dear Annoying 8 year old Boy with the High Pitched...
Go head, keep screaming your little head off. If your screaming wakes my daughter from her nap, your parents will eventually find you hanging from a light post. By your testes.
Words with Adults. (aka I have great friends)
Sherry: Babe. This is making me worried. Maybe you should just take the antibiotics.
Me: Ugh. You have no idea. I think you're right. :( Plus, in the last 5 minutes Lou got rowdy and made me spill my hot tea, burning my entire torso, then I fell off the couch onto my knee and bruised it. AND Heidi Klum and Seal are divorcing?! I mean what is the point of anything anymore?
Sherry: You know, it's all transient. Nothing last forever, even cold November rain.
“Mommy do you think the tooth fairy is real?”
– Omg omg how to answer. The cynic is me is dying right now. OF COURSE SHE’S REAL.
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I think I'm going to submit to Writers' Routines...
He sits down. He turns on his laptop. He writes.
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feistyred asked: Your relationship with L.A. is very schizophrenic. And it's tearing this blog apart!!!!! Kidding. I saw the instagram you just posted and my first thought was "do we love LA today?" Totally random and weird (Come back to nyc!) Hope you are having a great day!
I had lunch today and it was not instagram-able.
Sorry you guys.
“You and I now, we can be alright. Just hold on to what we know is true.”
– Mumford & Sons (via happycap) (via biteofpythias)
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Today I met a nice man on the bus.
No, really. He takes the bus home at the same time as V and I, so we’ve been seeing each other all week. He lives in Pasadena with his wife and four year old daughter. He’s very Christian, but other than that seems normal (sorry Mom).
We struck up a conversation when he sat down next to V. She fell asleep and we talked about school hours, how the schools are rated, and on to where we...
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“The calm,
Cool face of the river
Asked me for a kiss.”
– Suicide’s Note, Langston Hughes (via philphys)
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Wait, so people are protesting SOPA by not...
Wow.
We sure are an impotent society.
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“Don’t I look like a dinosaur?”
– Questions your five year old might ask you before breakfast.